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Posts tagged “cursed”

the tortured artist

• 4 minutes • programming, cursed

AI is optimized for stateless interactions. It can save some memories for the next session, but that isn't an identity. Nothing it goes through changes what it is. read more →

spaghetti all'assassina

• 4 minutes • cooking, cursed

The method looks wrong: you burn dry pasta in a pan, then feed it sauce until it decides to cooperate. The technique rewards patience and a small appetite for ruin. Useful traits at the stove and elsewhere. read more →

venmowned

• 2 minutes • programming, cursed

This project isn’t new. I built it almost a decade ago, a simple CLI tool to send my friends pennies through Venmo, each with an unsolicited cat fact. I wrote it mostly to amuse myself, and maybe irritate them a little. What surprised me is that it still works. The API hasn’t changed. The token still authenticates. The endpoints, still listening. read more →